queen-of-the-highhway:

pearswhy:

professor on the first day of class: *says the fuck word*
all the freshmen in the room: :O

“The fuck word”

(via guy)

mens-rights-activia:

(via thugilly)

marxism-sjwism:

bitchycode:

It’s HOMOsapiens, not HETEROsapiens. It’s the Bi-ble, not the Straight-ble.

straight people are in the notes arguing with this

(via pottersrebellion-deactivated202)

yugiohnoshebetterdont:

*Twink boy cries about breaking up with boyfriend

Stepdad: 

(via thugilly)

flowerais:

I am made of

• honey made from a hundred friendly bees
  
• flowers that wilt when you touch them gently
  
• unconditional love that is too shy to show
  
• fascination for things that do not exist
• silk, appearing fragile but pretty strong
• poetry and musical notes and melancholy thoughts
• waterfalls of tears forever ready to burst
• softness and hugs and introspections
• cotton candy clouds that just want to lie in the sunlight
• a million galaxies of emotion and contradictions
  
• photographs of smiles and warm light
• existential despair and anxiety
  
• dreams of starting afresh, city lights and beautiful people

(via selfcare-is-healthcare-deactiva)

paprika:

lithuanians:

paprika:

christmas selfie! I love that my hat matches my skin color x

wow ur so beautiful

thankyou, it’s #allnatural #nomakeup #nofilter :)

(via spongebobssquarepants)